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Tuesday, November 10, 2015

I Did It.

What's up now, beeotch? That's right, I'm still amazing. Or as one my favorite bloggers says: I am full of The Awesome.*

I fixed my AR15 bolt catch! I field stripped it, I cleaned the crap out of it (yes, the parts that are nickel are no longer black) and I put it back together again. It seems to be fully functional, too. (Until I get to the range, clearly I can only dry fire.)

I am so proud.  I just am.  I am so so so proud of myself, I don't even care that laughing makes me pee if I'm not careful.    [You're welcome.]


 That part sticking up is the bolt catch. It has a dent in it. 


 Right there, lol.


 As I laid the broken piece aside, I felt like a dentist extracting an infected molar. I was like, THERE YOU ARE, you stubborn bastard. I got you. 


Newly installed and placed correctly!

No dents!

The Nickel Boron BCG is actually nickel colored! Amazing!

Yeah, I couldn't get over the beauty of it. It looks new and perfect.....


Which made me feel like:
HA! Than OMG I'm so happy.

She's resting. It's best a rough week, medically speaking. I was giving her alone time. 


Just sayin, DM



*Aunt Becky, Mommy Wants Vodka

1 comment:

  1. Mommy can want pixie dust and angels wings too but wants are not needs my DM gun repairer. I knew you could do it once you allowed yourself the confidence to fix your little friend.

    You and I both know that bitch ain't in the recovery room resting, you just haven't had time to go out and shoot it because you and I both know if you had the time you'd have been at your spot beating up that new part.

    I passed up on the 1911--right price but Spanish made too many bad reviews online. I went for the Glock 43 a compact 9 instead, which I will admit I am liking it a lot after the first 80 or so rounds, heavier trigger pull than the 42, greater accuracy out to 20-25 yards and way cheaper ammo.

    UHHHH now on to this laughing and peeing yourself:

    Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob's wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn't going.

    Rob's friends are very upset that he can't go, but what can they do.
    Two days later the three get to the camping site only to find Rob sitting there with a tent set up, firewood gathered, and supper cooking on the fire.

    "Dang man, how long you been here and how did you talk your wife into letting you go?"

    "Well, I've been here since yesterday. Yesterday evening I was sitting in my chair and my wife came up behind me and put her hands over my eyes and said 'guess who'?"

    I pulled her hands off and she was wearing a brand new see through nightie. She took my hand and took me to our bedroom. The room had two dozen candles and rose pedals all over. She had on the bed, handcuffs and ropes! She told me to tie and cuff her to the bed and I did.

    And then she said, "now, you can do what ever you want." So here I am.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

    When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

    A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

    Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT FUCKING THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!"

    Good job the repair DM, I hope your now off to change your underwear.

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